Society's newest release: Model 2K1x6x

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As you can see, we've made some substantial alterations to the genetic makeup of an average human being. Through a series of tests, we've noted that the modifications made can be painful for the patient, and they will be treated with anesthesia during the operation as well as prescribed analgesics according to their resulting condition to combat any lingering effects. For more information, read below:


We've designed this newest version of human to have a flawless exterior. The process of skin grafting, or Dermabrasion, will permanently remove any scar tissue or blemishes that are visible on the surface, and will also discard imperfect layers of skin to develop a smooth, spotless outer layer. This model also contains facial reconstruction, and offers a variety of feature layouts that have proven to increase aesthetics and attraction (flip to the next page to choose a style).

In addition to this, we've also found that bones, though necessary to the structure of the human anatomy, can still be fractured or broken. To fix this imperfection, we have infused the bone marrow with titanium because of it's light weight and durability. By including this, we are confident it will prevent, if not terminate, all types of skeletal injury.

According to studies, parts of the limbic system, including the hypothalamus, amygdala, and the hippocampus, govern emotions. In the surgery, we install a regulatory system with microscopic wires that weave throughout the brain cells, controlling which stimuli affects the limbic system. This component will essentially eliminate negative emotions such as fear, sadness, anxiety, etc. It will also regulate fluctuating levels of dopamine, keeping the body in a steady state of happiness.

Another element to the model 2K1x6x is the enhancing of brain activity/ thought process. During the procedure, certain parts of the brain's right hemisphere is nullified, which will simultaneously intensify logic and order in the brain, while diminishing confusing and disorienting thoughts and questions. We will also program actions into the brain, which will make everyday motions and conversation come naturally, and reduce any irregular or spastic actions that could interrupt daily routine.

An immense problem that has become increasingly destructive to humankind has been our ability to love. It is the leading source of depression, and can instigate humans to do unpredictable and potentially dangerous things. In conclusion, the final step will be the removal of the heart. The muscular organ will be replaced with a similar motor that will perform the operations of the circulatory system and pump blood throughout the body. After all traces of the heart are completely gone and replaced with our newest technology, we can finally rid society of it's most potent plague, and strive towards obtaining a perfect world, a utopia, in which every human being will be liberated from suffering, and lead chronically happy, painless lives.


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